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[All Contests]

Make the GIC Laugh

Current Status: Closed
Opens: 12:00 20 Jan 2008
Deadline: 12:00 27 Jan 2008

Create a limerick based on this picture.



Prizes at sole discretion of the Game Improvement Commission. The more beverages we spew on our keyboards, the better your odds.

As always, prize donations welcome and encouraged.

62 Entries Total

Entries for this Contest

Category:
UserLinkAnswer
Priss PrisstoffersonN/Ahow animal the G.I.C. to show raccoon perversity decoding the find comes from my own mind at least that`s what they'd say to me (Updated: 22:04 25 Jan 2008)
Chris InfanteN/AOh how the Racoon would try, And the Beagle would cry. Why, God? WHY?! (Updated: 21:05 25 Jan 2008)
billythekid
Best Rhyme
N/AMy memory of last night is quite foggy To be honest I feel a bit groggy It's all a big blur There's paint on my fur And I think I got off with a doggy (Updated: 13:35 27 Jan 2008)
rivenrock
Funniest
N/AHis new canine infatuation Soon became a source of frustration After hours on tip-toe He was glad that his beau Was a Beagle and not a Dalmation (Updated: 13:33 27 Jan 2008)
rivenrockN/A"Who's the dad?" It was no easy task To tell, but she knew they would ask Who she'd shagged to end up With a tree-climbing pup "I don't know! He was wearing a mask." (Updated: 21:32 23 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI was just standing round like a whore When a raccoon came round trying to score Well I'm not that fussy Just your average hussy So he even got in the back door (Updated: 15:44 23 Jan 2008)
lady bristolN/AUp behind a hound did come An animal needing some fun ‘Don’t move’ the animal said with a hum I want to borrow your bum (Updated: 13:21 23 Jan 2008)
Kat van Trollebol
Most Obnoxious
N/AA cute little raccoon from New Jersey / Had a thing about women in furs. So he / Would sneak up behind, / Pull his putz(!) out and grind / Till he'd cream in a stream like the Mersey. / (Updated: 13:33 27 Jan 2008)
The IxxperienceN/AThere once was a raccoon with a hound Who loved to give her a good pound They got into a fight But to make it up right He gave her the old reach around (Updated: 07:40 23 Jan 2008)
The IxxperienceN/AThis beagle was a raging slut Who waggled and shook her butt A raccoon jumped her bones Some light howls, a few moans And everyone got their nut (Updated: 07:32 23 Jan 2008)
The IxxperienceN/AThere once was a beagle and a raccoon On cold dark nights they would spoon Til one day the pup Got all knocked up And now she's a frickin balloon (Updated: 07:23 23 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/ANow some may call me a slag I'm waiting for something to bag I spot a raccoon A first date's not too soon To indulge in an open air shag (Updated: 05:29 23 Jan 2008)
The Viking N/ALove is a wonderful thing, But its sex that gives it its zing, But for Alby; a Coon, and a Beagle named June, its probably no more than a fling. (Updated: 00:13 23 Jan 2008)
M. MajorN/AA duo unrivaled since Tango & Cash their passionate squeals made the neighbors' teeth gnash Like Bonnie & Clyde they would steal and then ride their loot was the stuff they could scrounge from the trash. (Updated: 17:43 22 Jan 2008)
M. MajorN/AThere once was a 'coon name of Racky he used as his bait a dog snacky before truth was known he had buried his bone deep within Fido's poor cracky. (Updated: 17:41 22 Jan 2008)
Priss PrisstoffersonN/AHeimlich Maneuvered humanitarian Now done by EMT and Constabularian And those critters with paws Who get food stuck in their craws But not by finned Pisces Aquarian (Updated: 02:19 22 Jan 2008)
Guinness, Inc. N/AThere once was a crazy old beagle./ Who enjoyed sex most illegal./ He'd do it with a raccoon./ Who was quite a loon./ But he found the whole thing quite regal. (Updated: 17:20 21 Jan 2008)
Guinness, Inc. N/AThere once was a man with a Beagle/ Who would always be spread-eagle/ When taken from behind/ The dog never did mind/ But I swear that has to be illegal! (Updated: 17:17 21 Jan 2008)
Guinness, Inc. N/AThere once was a dirty old hound/ Who fancied a night on the town/ He said to the raccoon/ Can you make me swoon?/ NO, but I can give you a reach-around! (Updated: 17:11 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AAs I lifted my leg to pee I felt a tingle in me A definite push Some pain in my tush Followed quickly by feelings of glee (Updated: 13:35 21 Jan 2008)
[RPI] Sage EnterprisesN/AThere once was a beagle named Fred Whose backside was oddly red After spying at noon A big old raccoon On his back: "Mystery solved," I said. (Updated: 12:26 21 Jan 2008)
DataLive MatrixZHounds HeirsThere was an old coon from Blog$hares Who liked the lie of hounds’ hairs? “Deposits were made Withdrawals were paid, Ken counting the rings of his heirs!” (Updated: 09:14 21 Jan 2008)
Guinness, Inc. N/AThere once was a randy raccoon./ Who needed some relief very soon./ He found a hound,/ and went to town./ And oh how the hound did swoon! (Updated: 17:17 21 Jan 2008)
M. MajorN/AThere once was a furball named Patches he usually bites and he scratches but with dog-style psychology if I know biology just 9 months until the child hatches. (Updated: 06:11 21 Jan 2008)
dabN/AThere once was a dog from 'round yonder, Who gave a raccoon a ride ona, The others did scoff, The raccoon fell off, Of the dog that was from around yonder. (Updated: 16:48 25 Jan 2008)
dabN/AThere once was a raccoon from New York, Who when walking along he did gawk, At the dog over there, With it's bum in the air, The dog that the raccoon, he did pork. (Updated: 06:08 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid Jumping the SharkA B$ dog out in the park Felt something and started to bark Caught in his prime This I've run out of rhyme And I think I'm now Jumping the Shark (Updated: 05:01 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AThere once was a naughty raccoon Other dogs thought that he hung the moon But try as he might My dog ass was too tight So we ended up having to spoon (Updated: 04:55 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AOnce, long ago, times were tough, To get by work alone was not enough, Nobody liked what I'd do But everyone knew My bills were all paid with the 'rough' (Updated: 04:51 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AOne day when I'd been out trucking (can you see where this is going?) I couldn't believe my luck-ing A crazy eyed beast Took the dog but soon ceased When I jumped over to it and started ..... clucking (dirty minded buggers!) (Updated: 04:21 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI was happily walking along When something grabbed at my dong I couldn't see who it was But she sure had sharp claws I reacted by getting quite long (Updated: 04:13 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI was standing alone on the grass When I felt something touching my ass He was wearing a mask And did not even ask As he ripped into my own 'impasse' (Updated: 04:08 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AHere's a story of one poor dog's niggle But it still to this day makes me giggle This 'coon took the brown That dog didn't go down He just stood there and started to wriggle (Updated: 04:03 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI once knew a dog name of Snoopy Who's penis was constantly droopy No matter I thought For I had him caught Let me tell you he went effin' loopy! (Updated: 04:00 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/ANow I'm not usually bitter But this story of one fucked up critter Makes me feel ill Coz that doggy stood still As the raccoon shot a load up it's shitter (Updated: 03:54 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI masked up to cover my eyes Then quietly unzipped my flies I held on to her fur I can make a dog purr With my elegant thrusting, no lies (Updated: 03:19 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/ANow this story you should not repeat A tale of true love's deceit That blind beagle stood But her man was not good He only wanted to offload his meat (Updated: 13:30 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AI've just escaped from the jail Yes that massive wall I did scale At last I ran free But a young dog I did see So I "prison loved" under his tail (Updated: 02:37 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/ANow I may be only a farmer But in my spare time I'm an embalmer Stuffed a raccoon with some hay Stuffed a dog the same way Set them up and then got my camera (Updated: 02:33 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AMy girl was standing forlornly But I was feeling quite horny I jumped on her back And emptied my sack Done her doggy style, yes this is corny... (Updated: 02:21 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AMy new girlfriend is a real yapper As I give her one right in the crapper We bonked in the park But she started to bark As we were caught by a celebrity snapper (Updated: 02:14 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/AMy new beagle girlfriend's my size I feel like I've won first prize I think she's much better Than the old Irish Setter Who gave me these two black eyes... (Updated: 02:11 21 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/Amy doggy friend chased an old stick but he started to feel a bit sick on it he'd choke so I never spoke as I deftly performed the heimlich (Updated: 02:08 21 Jan 2008)
Jon MarquisN/AThe hound's quick but the old 'coon is wiser / With a sharp mind behind his black visor / "While it's common to flee," / said the 'coon, "up a tree, / rarely chased is a known sodomizer." (Updated: 00:57 21 Jan 2008)
The Viking N/AThere was a young Beagle named Boon Who went out, just once with a Coon She said I'm off to the Plot Are you coming, or what The reply was Soon baby, Soon. (Updated: 00:16 21 Jan 2008)
moN/Athey think puggles are cute wait till they see our raggles. (Updated: 21:49 20 Jan 2008)
MaxImum N/ADon't be surprised if you see a raccoon and a dog by a tree they will be doing a wee bit of screwing, as it beats doing it manually. (Updated: 21:43 20 Jan 2008)
MaxImum N/AThe birds and the bees are outdated a notion quite antiquated, for a times coming soon when the hound and the 'coon will represent everyone satiated. (Updated: 21:32 20 Jan 2008)
MaxImum N/AThis is a 'coon from North Minton who said "I'm tired of hintin', to this dog I will do the republican screw, and thereby vote for Ms. Clinton." (Updated: 21:11 20 Jan 2008)
Miss MelvilleN/AThere once was a happy young pair, Whose frolicking caused many to stare; Although some called it strange, As the one had some mange, But the dog and the coon laid their love bare. (Updated: 19:11 20 Jan 2008)
DataLive MatrixZDon't hound the GIC!The GIC worked hard and planned it, Changed the game, we demand it: “With tact from the back Hounded they will attack, And make –out like a bandit!” (Updated: 18:30 20 Jan 2008)
Priss PrisstoffersonN/A Miscegenation is an ugly word Love one another we have always heard Attend hygiene Keep your hands clean Bathe thoroughly if soiled with beagle turd (Updated: 18:29 20 Jan 2008)
DataLive MatrixZTupps PupsA bankrupt old Raccoon named Tupps, Was heard to confess, over cups: "Was found at the pound Whilst screwing a hound, But I got a good price for the pups!" (Updated: 17:43 20 Jan 2008)
DataLive MatrixZRingers SingersThere was a Raccoon named Ringer, Over sex did like to linger “He’d find a hound At the local pound And turn her into a singer!” (Updated: 16:52 20 Jan 2008)
Hawk N/AThis is the punishment that does not end...yes it goes on and on my friends. He just started doing it not knowing what it was...and he'll keep doing it until he's told just because. (Updated: 14:53 20 Jan 2008)
[CT] Harry CoenN/Athere once was a beagle not bright, whose eyesight was far from alright, she said yes to a raccoon, she mistook for her swoon, and boy did she get a big fright. (Updated: 15:16 20 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/Athe wrestling beagle named Titch got the cunning raccoon with a switch but the raccoon was sneaky now the beagle barks squeeky as that 'coon made that doggy his 'bitch' (Updated: 14:29 20 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/Aone day i was walking alone when i saw a young dog on his own i called to him there he stood with a dumb stare as i eagerly yanked at his "bone" (Updated: 14:20 20 Jan 2008)
[CT] Harry CoenN/Athere once was a raccoon with passion, who liked to do it doggy fashion, until he met a beagle, with an arse like an eagle, and the sex caused him to turn quite ashen. (Updated: 15:16 20 Jan 2008)
billythekid N/Aone day i went out for a walk when a masked man came over to talk i could only stare as i stood for him there while he fumbled around with my c()ck (Updated: 14:08 20 Jan 2008)
Hawk N/AOn top of old smoky all covered in coon I lost my poor coon dog to a masked little critter. On top of old smoky all covered in coon Now I have some true coon hound dogs. (Updated: 14:06 20 Jan 2008)
Miss MelvilleN/AThere once was a dog name of Fluffy, Who met a raccoon who was scruffy. Though their union was tough, Both liked it rough, Now they’re getting it in the duffy. (Updated: 14:04 20 Jan 2008)

Winners!
: Best Rhyme: billythekid (My memory of last night is quite foggy To be honest I feel a bit groggy It's all a big blur There's paint on my fur And I think I got off with a doggy) won the following prizes:
*B$1,000,000,000.00; 500 chips; Glasses Artefact;
*100 chips; (Donated by MrPilot )
*B$1,000,000,000.00; 250 chips; (Donated by Ken Adams)
*B$10,000,000,000.00; (Donated by MaxImum )
*B$10,000,000,000.00; (Donated by boo )
*1 chips; (Donated by J.T. Sage)
*B$2,500,000.00; (Donated by James Dietz)
*100 chips; (Donated by rivenrock)
*B$50,000,000,000.00; 1000 chips; (Donated by K.O.T.H. )

: Funniest: rivenrock (His new canine infatuation Soon became a source of frustration After hours on tip-toe He was glad that his beau Was a Beagle and not a Dalmation) won the following prizes:
*B$10,000,000,000.00; 1000 chips; On The Infamous Limerick Artefact; A very special, secret prize to be awarded at the end of the contest. Trust us, you will love this one!;
*100 chips; (Donated by MrPilot )
*B$1,000,000,000.00; 100 chips; (Donated by The Architect )
*B$1,000,000,000.00; (Donated by Miss Melville)
*B$15,000,000,200.00; 200 chips; (Donated by MaxImum )
*1 chips; (Donated by J.T. Sage)
*B$10,000,000,000.00; 500 chips; (Donated by [ID] -fit-)
*100 chips; (Donated by rivenrock)
*B$50,000,000,000.00; 1000 chips; (Donated by K.O.T.H. )

: Most Obnoxious: Kat van Trollebol (A cute little raccoon from New Jersey / Had a thing about women in furs. So he / Would sneak up behind, / Pull his putz(!) out and grind / Till he'd cream in a stream like the Mersey. / ) won the following prizes:
*B$1,000,000,000.00; 500 chips; Gag Master Artefact;
*100 chips; (Donated by MrPilot )
*B$10,000,000,000.00; 250 chips; (Donated by Ken Adams)
*B$1,000,000,000.00; (Donated by Roadkil )
*1 chips; (Donated by J.T. Sage)
*B$69,000,000.00; (Donated by M. Major)
*B$10,000.00; 5 chips; (Donated by Stanley Schlecter)
*B$50,000,000,000.00; 1000 chips; (Donated by K.O.T.H. )
*500 chips; (Donated by billythekid )
*100 chips; (Donated by Immunis )

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